 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines
NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history. Also, there will be a "running" top winners page
so you can see if your submitted pickup lines are in the lead etc.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
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Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing from earth that is as monstrously grotesque as you.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Linda from MB, CA.
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(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate into my cat’s litter box.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Sunshine Girl from anywhere you want me.
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Do you like clocks? (if yes) put two hands and a face on this.(pointing down)
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Sunshine Girl from anywhere you want me.
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I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from drunken stupors.
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Hey…… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under desperate-cunt-alone-at-a-bar-wanting-to-get-banged?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by chris the cool from florida.
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Your fat.. And you smell like bacon! wash your feet hoe!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by visiting from your mind.
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Loudly announce this at a crowded bar: "ATTENTION ALL LADIES IN THE BAR. I WANT ANAL. WHO WILL GIVE ME SOME ANAL? I WANT ANAL..."
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by remove your cock from the sluts pussy.
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"Hi there, would you like to dance - because I heard the next song is for ugly sluts only."
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by KittyKat from nowhere.
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Woman: "Do you have the time?"
Guy: "Yes, but do you have the energy?"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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What do you want for breakfast slut champ?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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You got any redneck in ya? Want some?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by de from UnitedStates, Arizona.
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hey slut-champ, come on over and suck my cock.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by jack from MI.
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So, they lied when they said no babe would be caught dead in a place like this...
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