 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Bob from Chicago, IL.
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I am hung like a horse - you may check if you wish. The last woman I was with cried from orgasming so hard.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by chris the cool from florida.
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Your fat.. And you smell like bacon! wash your feet hoe!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Fuznub from Nubville.
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Cold out isn’t it? (staring at breasts) You look like a farm animal with those cow nipples
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Drink Cum from My Cock.
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I haven’t laid pipe in so long my balls are about to explode and make the atom bomb look like a fire-cracker! So, please make like a bomb squad with your ass and defuse this thing.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from somewhere.
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Hey, what’s to loose? You only live once! Besides, your fat and you have bad teeth!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by remove the cock from throat.
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I’m just a simple man with simple needs. All I ask is that you have your mouth surgically attached to my cock.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by shaner from cover artist to world famous.
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You know, this is really uncomfortable for me, and rather painful...but if you suck it, it won’t be anymore...
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Hwang from Michissippi.
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Guy: Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by SexMeUp from Florida Baby!!.
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F - Finding my way
U - Under your sheets
C - Cumming endlessly and then
K - Kicking your ass out!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Penguins from ohio.
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Nice to meet you.Do you want to have sex?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Benji from NY.
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First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by jolo113 from paris.
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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by azza from Empty.
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you look like a million dollars. in 5 cent coins.(if in US say quarters)
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Somethingdiff32 from Empty.
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Baby is your drive thru open because I have a craving for a hot fish sandwich.
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Instant messages
1/29/2010 5:25:55 PM they wont girls are not smart enough to figure this out 12/31/2009 9:27:47 AM say something bitch 12/11/2009 6:08:11 AM of course she is a slut - right slut champ? 12/5/2009 11:19:33 PM hahahahahahaha 11/5/2009 7:06:02 AM are you a slut? 11/1/2009 7:18:18 PM fuck you say something
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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You: Hey wanna dance? Her: No You: Hey Ive lowered my expectations at least you can to..
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by fat cow girls should get sex from other cows.
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Guy:Hey babe, wanna get lucky?
Girl: I dunno
Guy: Okay, well if you decide you do, right down the block I saw a field with at least 3 cows in it.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Empty
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