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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Hank Musclethorpe from texas.
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Hey, got any fat friends?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Missy from Maine.
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Hi there. Would you like to escort me to the men’s room and kindly wipe my butt for me while I quack like a duck?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jestaaranger from where you want to be.
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Shall I spank you now? or spank you later?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Nate from RI.
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Did it hurt…. When they dropped you from heaven, because it looks like you landed right on your face? Ugly bitch.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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I’m wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won’t kiss off during blowjobs?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by fat from eating cum all day long.
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Hey, will your pimp give me a discount because your so fat and ugly?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by DANOMATIC from TN.
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Gee, You Don’t sweat much for such a fat girl. Wanna fuck?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from The Dirty South.
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Let’s swap some fluids tonight.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by one can tell about how much milk will come out from observing the general size of a nipple.
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[GUY] Hi there, have you sucked a huge cock recently?
[GIRL] No!
[GUY] Well, no worries, it will be just like riding a bike as soon as we walk out of this bar so you can get to your knees and start sucking like a baby rabit slut sucking an elephants nipple!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Aden1 from Empty.
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Can I sit on your face? No? Would sit on mine then?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Pirate1 from Utah.
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My face leaves at nine, be on it!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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do you have black in ya? no, well do you want some
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Here, would you mind holding this? It’ll only take a minute.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Instant messages
7/19/2010 2:22:20 AM what the fuck does RuiYV mean? 7/10/2010 4:18:49 AM RuiYV 6/22/2010 12:53:27 AM because all they think about is cock and shoes. 6/9/2010 1:31:58 AM God why are girls so freaking brain dead. it is easy 6/9/2010 1:31:35 AM okay girls prove that one of you at least is smart enoug to work this 5/17/2010 10:09:08 AM stop being anti-social and show your tits or something.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by eponlush from Sugar Land Texas.
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speaking with a strong deep south country drawl, lock eyes and say."excuse me ma’am, may i run my tongue up and down the crack of your ass?"
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